I have an ******* relative who is totally sick in bed and he claims that I am not "qualified" to use this Signature 2000 Elite riding lawn mower ... I have a degree in engineering and I am a member of Mensa ... I just want to get my eyes on a User's Manual for this Briggs and Stratton powered beast and look through it before I mow the much-needed-to-be-mowed lawn while this ******* is still in a hospital be? Capeche?